Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Questions I ask myself..

Where is Waldo?
Where are the 101 Dalmatians now?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Is Willow Smith still whipping her hair back and forth?
Is Tupac alive?
Why does the cast of Jersey shore have more money than me?
Has the real Slim Shady stood up yet?
Why does my boyfriend choose to annoy me?
Why does my dog feel the need to be the most rambunctious when I'm the most comfortable?
Why do men have nipples?
Why do old people drive slow?
Why do you park your car in the driveway and drive your car on the parkway?
Why does my hair look the best when I have nowhere to go?
Why do dentist drills have to make that terrible noise?
Why haven't any of my wishes from when I blew away my eyelashes came true?


Do any of you have interesting questions to share?



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