Saturday, April 12, 2014

You're a Jerk..

Ever hear someone say "he/she" doesn't have a mean bone in their body" well I am here to prove that wrong, everyone does something mean once in awhile.

Lately, I have been realizing that everyone does something sometimes on a daily basis that they know is mean, they know they could take the nicer option, but they choose not to. For example, when I am walking into a building I tend to walk faster when I see someone coming so I don't have to hold the door open for them. When I noticed myself doing this one day I became curious about what other people do that make them a jerk, so I went around and I asked, some people I knew, some people  I didn't and my results were very humorous, so I felt I should share them with you.

  • I laugh when kids cry
  • I don't care about the environment, at all.
  • When I am in the car with someone I fart, lock the windows, and turn the heat up.
  • I leave a drop in the bottle so I don't have to replace it or throw it away.
  • When I'm behind someone driving slow, I get ahead of them and drive even slower.
  • When I am in a crowded parking lot and someone is following me to my spot I walk in and out of lanes so they can figure out where I parked.
  • When my wife comes home and she's in a bad mood I know she's gonna give me crap, so I give her crap first.
  • I route against the Jets and Giants no matter where I am to piss people off.
  • I call people out for having more than 10 items in the express lane.
  • If my cashier is annoying ill pay here in as many pennies as possible.
  • On busy nights I don't order drinks off of the menu, I make up my own and make the bartender make them.
  • When One Direction comes on I can't help but sing it, but I hate it.
  • I take extra long at a light to turn so the person behind me gets stuck at it.
  • I wear my Rangers jersey to the Devils arena, even if the Rangers aren't playing.
  • I take extra long when I put my grocery's in the car at the store so people have to wait for my spot.
 
If you do something that I haven't mentioned, comment on here and share with the world!

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