Kids Bop

It is unbelievable what is allowed to play on the radio, the references and words that some artist use in their songs really has the "wow" factor. I really started to think about this when I was at work and the kids that came in were playing the jukebox, they played all of the typical hits, which could be inappropriate, and then they played the song "shots" all about doing shots of different types of liquors. I was thinking to myself "do they even know what this means". Then this really got me to thinking, what songs was I singing when I was younger? Have songs gotten more inappropriate over the years? Or have I become more observant?

I went back to the late 90's and early 2000's when I was these kids age and looked at different hits, and I definitely did not know what I was singing along to.

In 1999 the one of the top hits was Genie in a Bottle to which some of the lyrics are this:
"I'm a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub me the right way"
"The music's fading and the lights down low. Just one more dance and then we're good to go"
As kids we had no idea what this meant, but I remember dancing and singing to it, it was like our anthem for that year!

In 2001 one of the biggest songs was "Let me blow ya mind" by Eve, here are some of those lyrics:
"Drop your glasses, shake your asses. Face screwed up like you having hot flashes"
"Excitement, glock shots from your stash box
Fuck it, thugged out, I respect the cash route
Locked down, blastin, sets while I mash out"
^I'm 22 years old and I still have no idea what the hell that means.

So it seems as though there were songs then that were risky and kids probably shouldn't have been listening to but I still think there are more today. To prove this here are a few old ladies listening to the song "Drunk in Love" by Beyoncé

Pins we love..

I always catch myself browsing through the pinterest humor section, and I think I find funnier things than you.. here are some of the best ones I found. Hope you have a laugh!

You're a Jerk..

Ever hear someone say "he/she" doesn't have a mean bone in their body" well I am here to prove that wrong, everyone does something mean once in awhile.

Lately, I have been realizing that everyone does something sometimes on a daily basis that they know is mean, they know they could take the nicer option, but they choose not to. For example, when I am walking into a building I tend to walk faster when I see someone coming so I don't have to hold the door open for them. When I noticed myself doing this one day I became curious about what other people do that make them a jerk, so I went around and I asked, some people I knew, some people  I didn't and my results were very humorous, so I felt I should share them with you.

• I laugh when kids cry
• I don't care about the environment, at all.
• When I am in the car with someone I fart, lock the windows, and turn the heat up.
• I leave a drop in the bottle so I don't have to replace it or throw it away.
• When I'm behind someone driving slow, I get ahead of them and drive even slower.
• When I am in a crowded parking lot and someone is following me to my spot I walk in and out of lanes so they can figure out where I parked.
• When my wife comes home and she's in a bad mood I know she's gonna give me crap, so I give her crap first.
• I route against the Jets and Giants no matter where I am to piss people off.
• I call people out for having more than 10 items in the express lane.
• If my cashier is annoying ill pay here in as many pennies as possible.
• On busy nights I don't order drinks off of the menu, I make up my own and make the bartender make them.
• When One Direction comes on I can't help but sing it, but I hate it.
• I take extra long at a light to turn so the person behind me gets stuck at it.
• I wear my Rangers jersey to the Devils arena, even if the Rangers aren't playing.
• I take extra long when I put my grocery's in the car at the store so people have to wait for my spot.

 

If you do something that I haven't mentioned, comment on here and share with the world!

Questions I ask myself..

Where is Waldo?
Where are the 101 Dalmatians now?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Is Willow Smith still whipping her hair back and forth?
Is Tupac alive?
Why does the cast of Jersey shore have more money than me?
Has the real Slim Shady stood up yet?
Why does my boyfriend choose to annoy me?
Why does my dog feel the need to be the most rambunctious when I'm the most comfortable?
Why do men have nipples?
Why do old people drive slow?
Why do you park your car in the driveway and drive your car on the parkway?
Why does my hair look the best when I have nowhere to go?
Why do dentist drills have to make that terrible noise?
Why haven't any of my wishes from when I blew away my eyelashes came true?


Do any of you have interesting questions to share?

Girl, what you thinkin?

Sometimes when I see people doing certain things in public I just cannot understand why they believe their actions are okay.

These are some things that I just don't understand..

When couples are fighting in public, I mean loud, do they know people can hear them? Are they aware at how dumb they look? It confuses me, just like you should leave your PDA at home, leave your Jerry Springer actions at home as well.

When parents walk their children on leashes! Are you that consumed with the new shoe sale at payless that you cannot hold your child's hand? Possibly keep an eye on them? If they're that rambunctious I don't know, put them in a stroller? Your children are not pets, I may not be a parent myself, but when I see someone with their four year old in an elmo harness with a leash attached, it really bothers me. Lets start a movement, "CHILDREN ARE NOT DOGS!"

Last but not least, this is a particular instance, a few days ago it was raining, I mean pouring, and as I was driving to work I noticed a women outside of her house. I slowed down and noticed that she was putting up Easter decorations, not just a flag or a simple statue, she was putting individual eggs all over a tree. It was pouring rain and this women felt the need to put up those eggs like she was in the finale of a house decorating show.  GIRL WHAT YOU THINKIN.

#imbossy

Recently in the news, and on many forms of social media, there has been many women banning together to "ban bossy". These women feel as though the word bossy has a negative connotation and should not be used, they fear that it will cause young girls to fear taking a leadership role. I figured I would give my opinion on this issue. This is absolutely absurd, our society has become so sensitive to simples things, as simple as words. Maybe we should teach these young girls the whole "sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me". Instead of trying to ban a word that should not be banned maybe we should encourage girls to be "bossy" but in a good way, you know the way that women that run a fortune 500 company are "bossy", I'm sure they do not mind the term.

I have always been a bossy gal, it's in my nature. I have never minded the term, go ahead call me bossy, chances are if you're the one calling me bossy, you are the one listening to the "order" I gave you.

Random Rant..

I find almost nothing to be more irritating then when having a conversation with someone and someone says something like "wait till you get a real job" or "in the real world". Or what are you going to do when you have to get up at 5 a.m. for a real job?

So my response to those comments are.. I have a "real job". I am not surrounded by leprechaun's and unicorns the whole day. Second of all, I have been going to school for awhile now, majority of my life I have had to wake up early, sorry you're jealous that the past four years I have gotten more sleep than you.